The feared closer explains how Manny originally thought the Red Sox had acquired Kanye, not Gagne!

You want him in that office! You need him in that office! “McNamee’s a rat to me!”, but you don’t want John Henry’s bad cop rhymin’ on your backside, fool!

Under fierce questioning the Mississippi dance machine reveals how he trains for the fox trot.

Fellow retiring Texans George W Bush and Roger Clemens have so much in common!

Mr. Entertainment explains why he let the Goddess of Red Sox Nation slip away to New York.

He’s starin’, glarin’, and blowin’ in stink from the mound. Now hear under oath how he does it!

Mr. Ortiz discusses the YouTube video of Pedro Martinez attending a Dominican Cockfight!

Roger Clemen’s character witness talks about his house parties!

Our very own Howard Beale explains how to enhance performance with money. Lots of it, too!

The two-term Texan comments on the “tv trial of the century”, aka the Clemens Steroid Hearings.