Mar 14 2008
Dear Diary, Embrace yo race…
Embrace yo race! Obama. We’re all rooting for you Mr. E Pluribus Unum but don’t play the race card seemingly every time you get criticised. “Geraldine” was right, and so why not take it as a compliment? You are popular because you look the part. Racial and economic harmony! Take a page from the world of sports and freely discuss your physicality and spirituality, and don’t leave out that pastor in your not so distant past. He’s half-right and all fun. You’re the ultimate American Idol; a physical and intellectual product of the “New Frontier”. But be careful, primary votes aren’t general election votes, and no one wants a president they have to tip toe around.

Listen to the Ghost of Johnny Most discuss the Celt's 2008 Season
