The Mississippi dance machine talks about the coaches $40K-a-hand poker game on the flight to Tokyo!

The Mannyiac makes his first appearance on the ‘Diaries to talk about the “Secret” to his success.

Jonathan Papelbuns gets to be “Manny for a Day”!

The Colonel remains “office vigilant” while everyone else is on spring break!

Embrace yo race! Obama. We’re all rooting for you Mr. E Pluribus Unum but don’t play the race card seemingly every time you get criticised. “Geraldine” was right, and so why not take it as a compliment? You are popular because you look the part. Racial and economic harmony! Take a page from the world of sports and freely discuss your physicality and spirituality, and don’t leave out that pastor in your not so distant past. He’s half-right and all fun. You’re the ultimate American Idol; a physical and intellectual product of the “New Frontier”. But be careful, primary votes aren’t general election votes, and no one wants a president they have to tip toe around.

The feared closer discusses how the “Sons of Steinbrenner” are fuel for his migraines!

Fenway Park’s Superman discusses his kryptonite!

The Greek God of Perfection waits for the perfect pitch!

Big Papi talks about his “new look” resemblance to Blackbeard the Pirate!

So, Mr. Welch, how was your billion dollar off-season?