Was the Fenway hawk an omen for the Celtics? Never fear, the closer is here!

Yo Bro, don’t underestimate the importance of Pedroia’s “Daddy-cut” hairdoo!

Even the Mannyiac gets tired of Manny being Manny!

Don’t underestimate the importance of a baseball hairdo. The Captain takes one for the team!

Big Papi ruminates on whether Age is more like a number or a statistic!

The Mannyiac says he stands like a proud lover after hitting the deep ball!

Tejada’s not the only one with birth certificate issues, Buchholz hasn’t even reached puberty yet!

Hey Elwood! We’re putting the band back together. The bullpen jugband!

Six wins in a row by the Red Sox in April, beats their longest streak of five wins during the entire 2007 “Champions Again” season. Papi’s non-hitting streak is over, and Youk continues his streak of errorless games. Although MIT Sox fans helped start a cottage industry of statistics concerning baseball, arguably the single greatest streak in American professional sports is the eight championships in a row that the Boston Celtics won from 1958-1966. They are favored to win it again this year, which would make it, even with the Patriots heartbreak, the winningest year ever for Boston sports.

Yo Bro…is the MLB profiling Latinos for birth certificates?