Archive for May, 2008

May 12 2008

Dear Diary…

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Baseball is an intimate sport. On television, during each at-bat, four times a game, the camera gets in very close to the athlete’s face and body for an extended period of time. Same with the pitcher. Thirty years after a player’s career is over, a backyard wiffle ball game will likely feature his mimicked batting stances and routines. Fans carry baseball images with them their whole life, and apparantly to the end, hoping to scatter their cremated ashes at a most familiar home plate.

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May 10 2008

MIC’D UP! with JONATHAN PAPELBUNS

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The feared closer talks about his new pitch, the southern slider. Or as they say in the bullpen, slutter!

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May 09 2008

MIC’D UP! with JONATHAN PAPELBUNS

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On planet Papelbuns, it’s illegal to ask an umpire the location of a swinging strike!

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May 08 2008

PRESS CONFERENCE with BIG PAPI

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Big Papi sings a song for Jerry Remy!

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May 07 2008

PRESS CONFERENCE with MANNY RAMIREZ

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The Mannyiac describes how he turns a routine flyball into a love connection with the fans!

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May 06 2008

MIC’D UP! with JONATHAN PAPELBUNS

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The feared closer talks about his new dating show, SOX APPEAL!

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May 05 2008

PRESS CONFERENCE with BIG PAPI

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Mr. Ortiz explains how back-to-back bad men, are good!

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May 04 2008

Dear Diary…

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Woody Allen, New York intellectual, has sat courtside with season tickets to the Knicks for over thirty years. He says he loves the drama and uncertainty of sports. One week you’re unbeatable, and the next week you get swept by the Devil Rays. Today the best team in the playoffs face-down the Atlanta Hawks, but you have to watch because they just might lose, and wouldn’t that be amazing to see. There are more important things out there, like interminable political elections, but men both high and low in life spend their time transfixed by pro sports.

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May 04 2008

MIC’D UP! with JONATHAN PAPELBUNS

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Even from his own planet, Papelbuns could see that back-up singer Tom Werner lip-synced “Sweet Caroline”!

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May 03 2008

PRESS CONFERENCE with MANNY RAMIREZ

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The Mannyiac talks about his secret temple behind the Green Monster!

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