May
12
2008
Baseball is an intimate sport. On television, during each at-bat, four times a game, the camera gets in very close to the athlete’s face and body for an extended period of time. Same with the pitcher. Thirty years after a player’s career is over, a backyard wiffle ball game will likely feature his mimicked batting stances and routines. Fans carry baseball images with them their whole life, and apparantly to the end, hoping to scatter their cremated ashes at a most familiar home plate.
May
10
2008
The feared closer talks about his new pitch, the southern slider. Or as they say in the bullpen, slutter!
May
09
2008
On planet Papelbuns, it’s illegal to ask an umpire the location of a swinging strike!
May
08
2008
Big Papi sings a song for Jerry Remy!
May
07
2008
The Mannyiac describes how he turns a routine flyball into a love connection with the fans!
May
06
2008
The feared closer talks about his new dating show, SOX APPEAL!
May
05
2008
Mr. Ortiz explains how back-to-back bad men, are good!
May
04
2008
Woody Allen, New York intellectual, has sat courtside with season tickets to the Knicks for over thirty years. He says he loves the drama and uncertainty of sports. One week you’re unbeatable, and the next week you get swept by the Devil Rays. Today the best team in the playoffs face-down the Atlanta Hawks, but you have to watch because they just might lose, and wouldn’t that be amazing to see. There are more important things out there, like interminable political elections, but men both high and low in life spend their time transfixed by pro sports.
May
04
2008
Even from his own planet, Papelbuns could see that back-up singer Tom Werner lip-synced “Sweet Caroline”!
May
03
2008
The Mannyiac talks about his secret temple behind the Green Monster!