This is the 3rd time I’ve put this together. You look too intelligent, Ron. Get your crew together and make up some neologisms and malaprops. Remember Alfred E Neumann, who he looks like. Bush is an idiot and would not be able to speak clearly and his logic would not be at all coherent. Still, I like the addition of this character to your repertoire. Suggest also accenting his accent so it is absurd.
(M)ighty (V)exing (P)edroia... Dustin Pedroia has to seemingly apologize for winning the MVP award. Maybe for the rest of his days. He’s not tall enough. He doesn’t have the muscles. His arms are too short. He’s not rich (by MLB standards). In street clothes he doesn’t look like a star-he doesn’t look good with a beard, a shaved head, or with his receding hairline. On some days he looks like a kid from Appalachia. But put him in a baseball uniform, and he transforms into a Mighty Mouse sports superhero, protecting the Boston Red Sox and their fans. (0)
This is the 3rd time I’ve put this together. You look too intelligent, Ron. Get your crew together and make up some neologisms and malaprops. Remember Alfred E Neumann, who he looks like. Bush is an idiot and would not be able to speak clearly and his logic would not be at all coherent. Still, I like the addition of this character to your repertoire. Suggest also accenting his accent so it is absurd.