Initiation rites in Double-A Portland include eating an actual Sea Dog. Pass the tarter sauce!

Could Big Papi have been a basketball or football player?

When the Orioles are in town, the “party planner” is busy texting his cowboys!

Big Papi protests being treated like a sex object!

Big Papi says at the All-Star game there will be a new babe in town!

Papi apologizes for not using his head…first slides!

Big Papi answers the Viagra question…

Rehabbing makes Big Papi worry about life after baseball.

At the Boston Garden, Big Papi is a three-sport varsity star!

Big Papi explains his “all arms, no legs” running style!