Dicey K says that Remy is the most exploited name in Boston, but he draws the line at eating a “Jerry sushi roll”.

Fresh off another boring win, the Man from Japan sticks to his game, and ignores the bawdier side of american baseball traditions.

Dicey K says that emotional constipation is the Japanese way!

In between his otherwise slow innings, Dicey K speedwalks off the mound to make up time!

Dicey K says that aphrodisiacs have long been used in Japanese baseball!

Dicey K worries about a double-date sushi dinner with a fan!

Dicey K says that everything is not Okey with Dokey!

Speaking in his new translators voice, Dicey K stresses that winning is boring!

Fresh off another 200-pitch win, Dicey K says there is no honor in letting ordinary fans wear a championship ring!

Dicey K answers Remy’s criticism that his game is boring!