Sep 22 2008
PRESS AVAILABILITY with JONATHAN PAPELBUNS
The feared closer says the Red Sox are better off without the “mental piece.”
Sep 22 2008
The feared closer says the Red Sox are better off without the “mental piece.”
Sep 15 2008
Team sex guru, Paul Byrd, has helped Cincho Ocho deal with some of Manny’s old habits.
Sep 08 2008
Cincho Ocho hopes newly acquired sex guru, Paul Byrd, can help solve his “migraine” issues.
Sep 01 2008
Baseball can be a cruel business, but when your own wife cuts you from the team…
Aug 25 2008
Watching the Olympics made the feared closer feel inadequete, athletically!
Aug 13 2008
The conducter of the bullpen jugband further clarifies his remarks at the All Star game.
Aug 11 2008
The feared closer tried on a golden thong at the All-Star game, but thought better of it.
Aug 06 2008
The Mississippi dance machine explains the importance of a hotter, sexier and funnier fastball.
Jul 25 2008
“Papelbum” stokes the rivalry further by questioning the Yankees new, extra macho, theme song.
Jul 20 2008
Fresh off the All-Star heckling, the feared closer returns the favor.