The feared closer tried on a golden thong at the All-Star game, but thought better of it.

In this economy, Big Papi says that obtaining Barry Bonds would be a bad investment.

Dicey K discusses his boring, winning influence on American Baseball.

The Mississippi dance machine explains the importance of a hotter, sexier and funnier fastball.

Youk, the new face of the Red Sox, looks and bats like a lumberjack.

Fresh off another orderly win, the Man from Japan remains puzzled by the American Baseball habit of spitting.

Mr. Madison Avenue talks about fellow All-Stars, A-Rod and Madonna.

What was the secret to Manny’s success? Think like a Little Leaguer!

The Mannyiac gives an example of how he was misunderstood for a malcontent.

The Badman regrets speading the ill word.