Youk will break your furniture just by looking at it!

Media star Jonathan Papelbuns discusses the man, who is also the dawg , Jerry Remy!

When the Orioles are in town, the “party planner” is busy texting his cowboys!

Big Papi protests being treated like a sex object!

The Mannyiac wears baggy clothes to hide from the leering female bloggers!

Youk worries about his involvement with imperfect furniture commercials.

Dicey K says that emotional constipation is the Japanese way!

The Mannyiac describes his philosophy during a contract year!

Big Papi says at the All-Star game there will be a new babe in town!

The President considers a pardon for fellow Texan and liar, Roger Clemens!